Stupid Signs, Horny Priests, Sherri Shepherd...

It's always interesting in my "real life" when people mention alfred lives here, as this blog often feels like a whole different life. And in this case, "interesting" means both flattering and sometimes unsettling.

Also interesting is how people find the blog online. While I blog about Alfie, books and tv, media and pop culture, and gay life, how people come to this blog can be a million different ways. And some of those ways can be on the weird side. Here are the top keywords which bring people to this blog when they search online:

1- signs of stupidity

2- horny priests

3- sherri shepherd stupid

4- is drew barrymore gay

5- pringles holder

6- drew barrymore gay (yep, appears 2x)

7- glamourize

8- barbie houses from the 90s

9- dave barry dogs

10- angie harmon homophobic


So, clearly this is not a science.

Did I write about these things? Sure, most of them, from Drew Barrymore campaigning for gay rights (doesn't mean she's gay, people) to the cupholder in my car being a better Pringles holder than a cupholder to how funny I think Dave Barry is.

I do love finding ridiculous signs and posting them. I mentioned Angie Harmon in passing as a talk show guest. And yes I think The View's Sherri Shepherd is a homophobic moron.

So the big mystery is... where the hell are the searches for "cutest dog in the world"? I googled cutest dog in the world, and it did not lead me back to Alfred. So clearly that damn Google is broken...